You should have turned around to her, looked her straight in the eye and said "Is it the will of God for you to be so damn nosy?" All with a polite smile on your face - she would have gotten the idea. Ignorance abounds - even at the Blue Ridge Ingles!

Or weave it into the chit-chat that you're new to the area and you are in the process of opening up an "adult novelties" and movie store in Blue Ridge - then the bottle of wine might not seem too bad to her after all

Just remember though that all these other little north Georgia towns were the same way several years ago, so incoming Atlantans and Floridians do serve a useful purpose in helping bring the area into the 21st century!